Tuesday, June 23, 2009

today I will rant about JOHN AND KATE PLUS DUMB

Okay stupid title I know whatever. Okay I am sick of hearing about John and Kate plus 8. I know what you are thinking well why dont you just turn off the tv. Let me explain myself its not that easy it really isnt. So far I think it would be easier to shoot my brains out here is why. I turn on the tv as I like to do to rest and there they are!!!! I go to the store to get some fuckin hot pockets or some shit and there some magazines while I am waiting in friken line. Here is the dumb thing and thats that there is nothing special about Jon and Kate!! There are some Mormons that live down the street from me they have twice the amount of kids and they dont have there own friken show.

I have tried watching that show once to see what the fuss about and what do you know about thirty minutes into John and kate I felt so bored I though maybe if I jump off my roof into a pile of tooth pics I might feel better. Seriously they only way they could truly make that show worse if they Got the cast of the Hills on there. Maybe Spencer gay pratt can go marry John they can go live there happy gay life together I dont know.

Well thats the end of todays rant bye.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Vampires have turned More Lame

I know I have said it before but vampires have turned more lame by the day. Seriously I remember when vampires where awesome. They were beings from the dark and such. Now with vampires getting even more popular with teens and it started with twilight.

Well I thought Twilight was one of the gayest things to happen to vampires mainly because it turned vampires from this awesome evil being that kicked ass to an emo kid. You know a vampire that would do anything to protect his girlfriend and he was a vampire that sparkled in the sun light.

If that was not lame enough I have seen previews about this show called vampire diaries. It looks to me that its about a guy and a girl who are vampires and they are going to fall in love and stupid things happen. It looks like its a supposed to be sweet love story for teens.

I miss good vampire movies I think the most recent one that was good was rise of the Likens. Even that one was questionable. But the best recent one was 30 days of night mainly because the vampires in that where true vampires.

If I could write a letter to hollywood it would go like this: Dear Hollywood, stop ruining vampires for the rest of us you suck. Thats all I would write in the letter cause that is all that has to be explained. I would almost be happy with a remake of lost boys right now. Or even A remake of dracula but then again I almost would bet if they did that the vampires would come out emo so they could get more ticket sales.

Seriously selling out one of the oldest fables is it worth the ticket sales. I really think not. I cannot even go into a forum without some teen saying I want to turn into a real vampire its like WTF you cant!!! I even saw on yahoo answers when I was on there someone asking if any real vampires were one and if they could turn them into a real vampire. My head exploded. I told them I would turn them into a real vampire if they could bring me Spider Man lol.

Yeah its that bad That I had to rant about vampires for a second time. It only makes sense. For those of you who like the new vampires being a follower of my blog probably wouldn't be your best option. For the rest of you choose to follow me or bookmark my blog I will try to have more rants up later. No not all of them will be about vampires and twilight and such. In fact I probably wont even make a new vampire one until the next twilight movie comes out and everyone is ranting. For those of us who think those new vampires are the dumbest thing we need a safe haven to discuss this and you can leave a comment if you wish discuss this!!

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Sunday, June 7, 2009

Spencer Pratt is a DOUCHE

Okay so I came to the conclusion that Spencer Pratt is a douche. for those of you dont know he is on the hills also was recently on Im a celebrity get me out of here. Well I dont actually watch the Hills cause well I wouldn't even watch my time. I do however watch The Soup which is a really good show, they always show clips from The Hills on there. ALso I did make the mistake of watching half of the first show of Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.

That is when I realized how big of a douche Spencer Pratt really is. That guy is so friken dumb he thinks he is some kind of huge celebrity. Spencer said things like oh I dont belong here I belong in Hollywood with the real challenges like the paparazzi, Oh and he said he thought there would be bigger celebrities on there. WTF was he planning on meeting Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt on a friken reality show.

Also he is not that big of a celebrity he is just a reality tv star. Not only that he acts like a complete jackass. He seems mentally retarted just by the things he says and the way he acts. I dont see how he got an even remotely good looking girl. I cannot remmember that fag Spencer Pratts wife that he married on this hills but still he sucks. I am glad they make fun Spencer all the time on The Soupl he deserves it he really does.

Well thats my Rant for the day. Come back and check for more rants. Also check out my other post in this blog I plan on having more up soon.

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There is no real vampires

Okay so since the twilight movie came out some kids slash teens think or just really hope vampires are real. I mean cmon there are no real vampires. there are no real ways to become a vampire. Even on yahoo answers I see some people asking this question So how do I become a real vampire? Or Where can I find a real vampire? Is there a real vampire out there that can turn me? Is there any local vampire groups? SERIOUSLY vampires are made up in a story there are no real ways to get turned into a vampire. There are just no real ways in general to be turned into a vampire!!!!

For one I think twilight is the gayest thing seriously an emo vampire that sparkles in the sun..... what the hell If there was real vampires I am sure they wouldnt be gay like that. If there was real vampires I would think they would be alot less gay you know like vampires on lost boys or 30 days of night and of course other vampire movies you know where they vampires arent gay. I think some people get way into movies.

Why would you want to drink blood. If you could get turned into a real vampire you would have to drink blood what a good way to get a disease. I would rather have super powers instead of getting turned into a vampire. There is alot less kryptonite then sun lol.

It makes me sad that some love story writer could turn something awesome into something emo ya know like a vampire. Whats next a zombie that learns to love so he tries to stop all of the other zombies from eating the girl he loves. Of course it might be weird with his flesh falling off but atleast he will be sparkling.

In conclusion I tell you all to stop searching how to get turned into a vampire or how to get turned into a real vampire. Since that is the only way to find my blog chances are you were searching one of those terms on turning into a vampire so yeah. Well thats all for today!!

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